A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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civil rights

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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