Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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