- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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