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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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