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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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