- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What is white and black and red all over.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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