- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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