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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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