- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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