- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

No it doesnt..

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

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