your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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