- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What page are you on The gay page.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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