How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

roses are black violets are black i am blind

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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