What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why are white people white? I don't know

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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