Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Denard Robinson

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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