- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Chick Norris... Enough said

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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