A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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knock knock who's there ?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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tea with milk?

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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