What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Knock knock! Just kidding.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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