what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Hello penis

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why? Because.

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My jeans

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Anti Joke

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