Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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haha black people :D

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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