So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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What's just not right? Left

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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