what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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God is real.

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Cancer

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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My cat just died.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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