Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Hail Hitler

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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u suck

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Dwarf Shortage

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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