Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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