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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

men, men like men= men+bed

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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