Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why? Because.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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My jeans

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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