- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

homosexual rights to marriage

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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