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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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