Women's Rights

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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nick toth

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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i was molested.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Boom.

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Caitlyn.

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