Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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women's rights

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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