Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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