Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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poop.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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