why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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whats black. an african american person

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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