Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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