A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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