what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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