- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

women's rights

you know what they say... hydrate or die

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Dylan Eichas

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

someone called a frog a frog

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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