whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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