Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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