What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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