You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Gale swallows.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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I've got a boner

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Anti Joke

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