whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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penis

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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