Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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a Jew had a small nose

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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