Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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penis

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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