whats annoying and black? black people

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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