What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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