Whats Obama's last name?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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