Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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poop.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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