I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Boom.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

i said wut wut in the butt!

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

A seal walks into a club...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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