Women's rights.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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poop.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

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