the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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hi hi strager danger

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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my bubbles!

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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