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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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