- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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