A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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hi hi strager danger

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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(insert antijoke here

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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