Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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