Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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