Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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