Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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make me a sandwich!

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hi hi strager danger

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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