read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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my bubbles!

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Invisible Television.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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