What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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