Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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