A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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GIVE

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Caitlyn.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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