How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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