Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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