Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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