- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

Invisible Television.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

An irishman walks out of a pub

A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

Sarah Palin

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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