What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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