Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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???????????? WTF?

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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whats forever alone me

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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LIKE THIS!

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SNAPPLE!

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Anti Joke

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