- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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