A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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hi, im sober.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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