A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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