SNAPPLE!

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Womens rights

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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