whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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