Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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im gay because im gay

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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