Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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i like cats

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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