Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Arron Glass

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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