haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Justin Bieber.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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