How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Anti Joke

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