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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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black people. that is all...

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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