Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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