Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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