What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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