How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Justin Bieber.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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