Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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