Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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