What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Har har hey

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George Bush.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Anti Joke

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