How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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call of duty world at war

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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So you there Red?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Anti Joke

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