What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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