Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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How are you this morning?

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Har har hey

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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