My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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banana

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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The Olympics

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Where is my tractor?

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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America

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Men's Rights

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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