When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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call of duty world at war

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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