Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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