A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Men's Rights

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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