What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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