What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Society.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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