Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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sexual intercourse.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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