Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Why is your face? Because.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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