A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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You copy and paster!

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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