- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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