An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Why is your face? Because.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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