What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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A woman's opinion

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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