Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Anti Joke

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