what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Hi

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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