Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Anti Joke

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