A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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