Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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It’s dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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You copy and paster!

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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