Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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