- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

Paige

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

i hate anti-jokes ;)

Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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