What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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