- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

Bob fell off his roof.

400 asian people walked in a bar

A homeless man comes home from work.

Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

4 is half the number 8 is.

Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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