Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Anti Joke

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